Sunday, December 16, 2007

Three phrases man afraid of-

Horng Sern send it to me, and i think this is quite true ( not to mention funny) , so i just share with u all-

(1)随 便 (Whatever)
男:今天 晚上咱们吃什么? Men: What to have for dinner?
女:随便。 Women: Whatever..
男:吃火锅吧。Men: Why not we have steamboat?
女:不行,吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
男:要不咱们吃川菜。Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
女:昨天刚吃的川菜,今天又吃....... Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eatagain?
男:那咱们吃海鲜去? Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女:海鲜不好,吃了拉肚子。Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
男:那你说吃什么? Men: Then what you suggest?
女:随便。Women : Whatever..

(2)都行 (Anything)
男:那咱们现在到底做什么? Men: So what should we do now?
女:都行。Women: Anything
男:看电影怎么样?很久没看电影了。Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
女:电影有啥好看的,耽误时间。Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
男:那打保龄球,运动运动? Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
女:大热天的运什么动啊,不嫌累啊? Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
男:那找个咖啡店坐坐,喝点水。Men: Then find a café and have drink
女:喝咖啡影响睡眠。Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
男:那你说干什么? Men: Then what you suggest?
女:都行! Women: Anything

(3)看你 (You decide)
男:那咱们干脆回家好了。 Men: Then we just go home lo
女:看你。Women: You decide
男:坐公车吧,我送你。 Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
女:公车又脏又挤,算了吧。Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
男:那就打车走。Men: Ok we will take Taxi
女:这么近的路不划算。 Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
男:那走路好了,散散步? Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
女:空着肚子散哪门子步啊? Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
男:那你想怎么着啊? Men: Then what you suggest?
女:看你。Women: You decide
男:那就先吃饭? Men: Let's have dinner first
女:随便。Women: Whatever...
男:吃什么? Men: Eat what?
女:都行 Women: Anyting
(看看四下无人,杀了她......) (Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)

Friday, December 14, 2007

人生如戏

人生如戏
有喜剧
有悲剧
有长篇的连续剧
有短篇的短剧
有高潮起伏的好戏
也有平平无奇的烂草莓戏
但人们从过不问自己为何要演戏
只知道不停的演下去

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Can Eat Is "FOOK"

If you can eat, you should be thankful. Thats what I learn this few days. I had a sore throat, and when the food go through my throat, its like knife slide through my throat. What made the condition worse is that the food this few days seem to be very delicious.

So, everyday the meal is soooooo painful for me. With just a little bowl of rice, I need around 6 glasses of water to finish it. And on the same time, I have taken over the honour of " King Slow Eater" from my sister.

Lets just pray i can get well soon. I'm really forward for a good meal.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

The Aftermath Of A Disaster.

...... So they return to their house after the flood have subsized, only to discover their house is in a state of mess.... A lot of hard work follows......

That's always what happen after a disaster, whether it is a flood, earthquarke, tsunami, tornado, or .... STPM.

Pile of books stake up in my room, outside my room , on my bed, and even in my parents room.
( My parents room was officially taken away as my study "office" in the morning and afternoon for the comfort of the super-cold air-con)

From the contract signed between me and my landlord-aka-my mum , I need to move my office away immediately after the STPM is over.

So, hard works followed.

and 6 hours of playing time disappeared into thin air.

But I still glad STPM is over.

A person will be glad to see the flood is over although he has to clear the mud in his house.
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Saturday, September 29, 2007

A special story

This is an unbelievable, yet true story. It happens in USA in year 1980. An amazing incident, indeed.

The story is as below: ( I translate it from mandarin. Sorry if there are plenty of grammar mistakes)

At a small town in Oklahoma , USA , there was a young boy whose his name is JEREMY ANDERSON. He started to talk something very strange since he was 2 years old. Something about his “ past life”.

Once, he told his grandpa ,“ I’m suffering. It is very painful. Oh, I know. I died in pain! I remembered now!”

He also said,” I drive the car as fast as a bullet. Then, a truck ran into my car and I was dead in the incident.”

Because of this , his family members became suspicious, and linked him with Jeremy’s uncle , JAMES HOUSER.

James Houser is Jeremy’s mother youngest brother. He died in a road accident at 12 of December, 1967 at the age of 14.

However, Jeremy was born in year 1976, and his family member never mention about his uncle. How he knowed about this ????

Jeremy’s grandfather decided to take actions. He tried to seek the help from the professional. He managed to find Dr. H. N. Banerjee , a psychology specialist from Shafenberg Research Foundation, Kingfisher.

Dr. Banerjee hypnotized Jeremy, before asking him questions.

“What’s your name?’

“My name is James Houser.”

“How old are you ?”

“When I died, I was about 15.”

“Do you remember when is your birthday?”

“My date of birth is 22-08-1952, and I died at 12 of December year 1967.”

“ Where you died?”

“ I Died in a car accident at *Tuncawa , the place where I was born.”

“Can you bring us to your hometown?”

“ Of course I can!”

Dr. Banerjee brought the boy with his parents to *Tuncawa via a car. As soon as they entered the state, Jeremy already started to indicate the road. He seem like he is very familiar with the surrounding, even though in fact he never been there before. And don’t forget , Jeremy was just 4 years old.

Dr Banerjee later wrote this on his report:

After Jeremy was hypnotized, he can remembered everything about his past life . When we was on the road, Jeremy sat besides me, and happily pointed out the streets, roads and the buildings to me. The way he talked is not like a 4 years old kid, but more like a teenager. He pointed out the hospital where he was born, his school, as well as a shop where his grandma used to worked in it.

He also brought us to a barbery, and told us it was his grandpa’s shop. And, yes, what he said is true, for James Houser.

After that, We drove to the spot of the accident, where James Houser was died. At that place, little Jeremy refused to moved out from the car. We managed to get him out to where James Houser died, but he wept sadly, and cried he is in great pain.

Later, when we drove past a graveyard, he pointed to that graveyard and said: “ I was buried there.”

And that’s the place where James Houser’s graveyard situated.


Ok, that’s the content of this true story. I already cut short some of the scene.
So, what do u think? Do u believed now that soul really exist?

(PS: *Tuncawa is just a direct translation from the name of it in Chinese, Tong Ka hua..
I can’t find the exact name of this place. If anyone know, would u mine telling me?)
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